hunched fester
![A comic showing White walking past Starling. They stop to say, ''Ope. I know that stance. The 'Hunched Fester.' Tensed up tighter than a vulgar euphemism for pussy. Permanent brow knot. And, of course, a forced expression of unassailed calm.'' White then magically opens Starling's head, which creaks ominously, with a snap of their fingers. They say, ''Let's see what's boiling in the ol' chrome-dome.'' A panel showing the inside of Starling's head shows a writhing mass of screaming bloody meat ripping itself apart violently, but calmly censored with a strategically placed mosaic filter and a [REDACTED] label. The following panel shows White leaning away from the mess with an expression of concerned disgust. They shut Starling's skull.](https://i.imgur.com/NRIAZ8u.jpeg)
may 12, 2025
i was having a bad day at the time.
also, unrelated, but i lost access to my laptop and with it lost all of my Funny Links, so the "take me away from here" button is just going to send you to the index of this website until i have the energy to collect more Funny Links.